Here’s my new resume. I decided to use social media as my inspiration. This is what I came up with:

Even though I may mock the people that frequently use Facebook and Twitter to constantly update the world on how their nose is itchy or something (those people are actually called Twitfaces), I realize that if I want to succeed in this industry I’m going to have to bite the bullet and become a twitface. I figured that this would be a productive, useful, and creative way of using social media.